Friday, 19 September 2008

Fresher girl!

Apologies for a week without posts but I've just been so busy lately. I am in the midst of Edinburgh University freshers week! I am here in my lovely little flat, lying on my bed covered in a blanket and using my laptop. It's been a hectic past few days and I'm just trying to take it all i. I got here on Sunday and the landlady made sure everything was okay. This flat is great, it's cheaper than most students are paying for theirs and I have a good wireless connection and freeview (I still have Dave!). Sadly it takes about 45 minutes to walk to where my classes are so I really need to figure out the bus system. My mum got very upset about leaving me which made me cry a lot so it was difficult for that moment when I was standing in my own doorway and saying goodbye. But I soon got used to things, and I've got plenty of food and stuff to keep me going. I went into the city for a browse to waste some time and ended up going to the Freshers week stuff happening at the Bedlam Theatre. It's such a cool place and everybody was so friendly. I got to see how everything is done during their productions and we messed around a bit. They have a 3 storey scaffolding set built up inside (it used to be a church) where they keep all the costumes. It's a bit freaky going up the ladder and looking down but it was a lot of fun. We played around with some stage make up (mostly flour, food colouring and marshmallows) and dressed up a few people as the legion of the undead. I had the most surreal experience of my life dressing a German guy as a zombie transvestite! I'd love to get involved with more theatre stuff. I'm just a bit worried about staying too late there because I don't fancy walking back to my flat at 1am. I've mostly been hanging around Bedlam, I think I'm in love with the place. I had a wonderful excuse to go back again as they held an open talk on how to write for the stage. It was all very informal and relaxed and the guys running it write stuff for the student theatre. The best bit though is that they let anybody write plays and put them on! So I might get to put on my own show if I can write something no more than 90 minutes long. Woo, dreams are coming true! Possibly...


Last night I went to see an open air showing of The Lion King. It was an amazing experience and I adore the film. I hadn't seen it in such a long time but I still remembered all the words to the songs, all the jokes and the sheer beauty of the film. The film society offer 3 films a week to watch for a really cheap price so I'm thinking of joining up with that one as well as the theatre.



I'm going to have a nice, quiet evening with myself, some noodles and a marathon of Mock the Week. Classes stat next week and I'm still looking for a job which is the most stressful thing so I need to conserve my energy. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Friday, 12 September 2008

It happened!

Apology to Ikea, erm, Keira Knightley.
You were actually pretty good in The Duchess. It was the best performance you've ever put in, much better than your overrated one in Atonement. You made me really like you and understand what was happening to your character. I could see the love-struck woman, the desperate mother and confused figure of public attention in you. The entire movie itself was great, you held your own next to the despicable, emotionally constipated duke played by Ralph Fiennes. Even though the Princess Diana comparisons were over-played in the advertisment campaign, the film was interesting and a beautiful insight into an ignored life. Whether this is a sign of improving acting skills, a show that with the right material you can cut it, or just a fluke, you did well. Now please put on a few pounds! Those costumes were gorgeous and deserve a frame worthy of them!



Sunday, 7 September 2008

Don't you wish Shakespeare could always be this funny?

With my regards to the geniuses of the Reduced Shakespeare Company.





Friday, 5 September 2008

Twilight Vs. Harry Potter.

As a fan of both series (Breaking Dawn was highly disappointing though) I am perplexed and a little annoyed by the constant comparisons made between J.K. Rowling's masterpiece and Stephenie Meyer's vampire love story for teens. I like both for different reasons and they are very different books yet certain lazy journalists can't see past the fact that both series are written by women and have a fantasy theme. With the impending Twilight movie sending the rabid fans into hypertension, I thought I'd do an equally lazy smack-down!

The leading men:

Harry Potter - The eponymous wizard with the iconic scar and wild hair is going to be remembered for years to come. He's a brave young man, a guy who will do anything to protect those who he loves. He's had a lot of hardship and occasionally sinks into angst (which was annoying in OotP) but you can't help but love him. The final 100 pages of Deathly Hallows showed just how much Harry meant to me.
Twilight - Edward Cullen is your typical 108 year old virgin vampire, one with issues. He's incredibly loving and passionate about Bella but knows he is dangerous. He can't decide whether to love her or eat her alive! In Twilight I adored him, Breaking Dawn not so much. He sort of became nothing. He's in many ways your typical Victorian style leading man. One that sparkles in the sun.

The leading ladies:

Harry Potter - Forget all about the movies and remember how amazing Hermione Granger is in the books. At first she was a show-off geek but she matured into a wonderful, loveable, smart and ambitious character. In many ways I related to her, from boy troubles (and the best case of yearning love ever) to school worries and desperation to do your best. With her frizzy hair and mismatched teeth, there was nothing perfect about her and I loved that!
Twilight - In the first book, I loved Bella Swan. She was the epitome of teenage desire and isolation as well as your typical Miss Average with wishes to stand out. But in the later books, she turned into a completely whiny, self centred, manipulative cow! By Breaking Dawn, she was almost unbearable, thank god the narrative changed sides for a bit.


The supporting goodies:

Harry Potter - There are too many fantastic characters here to name - Ron, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Luna, Neville, Lupin, Sirius, Tonks, The entire Weasley clan (not so much Ginny), they were well written, all brought somethying unique and special to the series and I grew to love so many of them. When the series ended, I was so sad. I knew I'd never get to hear anything from then again and if you think that's weird, fine, but they lightened up my life so much.
Twilight - The Cullens are perfect. Almost too perfect. The whole point of being a vampire is that you become superhuman but it was a little boring to read in places. I loved Alice because she was fun, enjoyed her life and was dedicated to her family. But they don't resonate as much with me as anybody in HP. Jacob Black - don't like him. He was a manipulative little sod. I didn't mind him so much in BD but he did something really creepy that made me hate him again.


The baddies:

Harry Potter - You-know-who... how many times have you heard that over the years? Did you get as scared as me when he rose back to life in Goblet of Fire? Or did you scream with anger when Wormtail escaped? How about Bellatrix's murder of Sirius? Or Lucius Malfoy's basic sneering? The baddies are the ones you love to hate. Rowling did that so well. The ambiguity of Snape was amazing, it kept me guessing to the end. Draco's different side in Half Blood Prince was a favourite of mine. It wasn't all about 2 dimensions with this series, you could see the characters as you read along. And when you're reading the books at 3am that's scary!
Twilight - The villains suck! They're so dull, have no motivation of any originality, and they weren't scary. A mis-step for Meyer. She's stated that the series isn't about the action but the romance - then why write it in?

The action:

Harry Potter - From the search for the Philosopher's Stone, to fighting the Basilisk, the Tri-Wizard tournament, Dumbledore's Army, searching for the Horcruxes and the final battle, it never stopped! The final Hogwarts Battle is one of the best things I've ever read. I cried, I cheered, I gasped with shock and disbelief. If it got any more intense I would have been using my book as a shield. Perfect.
Twilight - As I've stated, the series isn't about the action. This isn't necessarily a bad thing but it really annoyed me in Breaking Dawn because she just drops it at a high for no reason.


The romance:

Harry Potter - We spent 7 books waiting for Hermione and Ron to admit they were made for each other. It was worth almost every page. I loved the chase, the yearning looks and the denial that continued until that kiss! Harry's love life was less exciting - Cho was a whiner and Ginny is a bit of a slut.
Twilight - Love is where Meyer is in her prime. I loved hearing Bella's love for Edward, their difficulties and the knowledge that they were truly meant to be together. It was best in the first book before they introduced Jacob and made it a triangle. You know perfectly well that he isn't for her. He was just a third wheel. My only snag with Bella and Edward is that Bella really riles the screaming feminist in my head. She gives up everything for Edward, doesn't care that it might hurt her family, becomes a self pitying emo-like mess without him and really goes against the belief that you don't need a guy to be happy. She was obsessive. The love is best in book 1.


The fans:

Harry Potter - I read the book for the first time aged 8 or 9 and it was the first book that made me change my thinking about the entire world of literature. I wanted to talk about it all the time but nobody else ahd read it. I've always loved seeing what the fans have to say, enjoying the theories and the fanfiction for characters. I felt the pain shared by millions when it all ended. I am so damn proud to call myself a Potter fan.
Twilight - The Twilighters, or Twi-Hards are mental. There's no other word for it. I actively encourage enthusiasm for literature but the rabid ones scare me. They just can't fathom that people are allowed to dislike the books and they get mad! They get too vicious with people who don't have the exact opinions that they do. They're so weird that they've inspired the Anti-Twilight movement! That isn't the point of fandom, they give book sluts a bad name!


The Winner!

No question. It's Harry Potter. I can't place enough importance on these books in my life. Without them, my childhood would have been a lot duller and more difficult. Twilight was a nice little rest stop but no other series will be was important to me as Harry Potter.